Fail.I wonder what sorts of things the players get stickers for....
"Kariya! You averaged over 2.5 yards per carry this practice - sticker for you!"
"Chambers! You made a good play and didn't make any rude gestures at anyone! Go fetch yerself a sticker, son!"
"Heaps - did I just see you offer to give up your locker? Kiddo - that deserves a sicker!"
"Ashworth! Son, did I just see you catch the ball!? Well guess what - your helmet is gonna be catchin' a brand new shiny sticker!"
"D-line! Did Heaps just have to force a pass because he felt pressure? Y'all earned yerselves some stickers today! HOO-AH!"
"McKay! Did I just see you run the entire route? An ENTIRE route! Good heavens son, if that don't deserve a sticker, I don't know what does!"
"Nelson! How many receivers did I just see you check down?"
"Two, sir!"
"Well guess what, son? THAT'S HOW MANY STICKERS YER GETTIN' ON YOUR HELMET TODAY!"
"Stephenson! I was just standing more than twelve yards away from the punt snap - and in bounds - and the ball never nailed me in the ass! Son, you got a sticker comin' your way!"
"JJ! You just got hit by not one, but TWO linebackers, and son I still see the ball in your hands! Know what else is gonna be in yer hands soon? A sticker, boy! As you put it on your helmet!"
"Safeties! Did I just see each of y'all today not completely and utterly take the run-bait and stick to the deep threat man in at least one play? I'll tell ya' one thing ya' AIN'T all gonna be safe from - stickers!"
One can hope.
Statistics: Posted by Italics — Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:09 pm
Fail.I wonder what sorts of things the players get stickers for....
"Kariya! You averaged over 2.5 yards per carry this practice - sticker for you!"
"Chambers! You made a good play and didn't make any rude gestures at anyone! Go fetch yerself a sticker, son!"
"Heaps - did I just see you offer to give up your locker? Kiddo - that deserves a sicker!"
"Ashworth! Son, did I just see you catch the ball!? Well guess what - your helmet is gonna be catchin' a brand new shiny sticker!"
"D-line! Did Heaps just have to force a pass because he felt pressure? Y'all earned yerselves some stickers today! HOO-AH!"
"McKay! Did I just see you run the entire route? An ENTIRE route! Good heavens son, if that don't deserve a sticker, I don't know what does!"
"Nelson! How many receivers did I just see you check down?"
"Two, sir!"
"Well guess what, son? THAT'S HOW MANY STICKERS YER GETTIN' ON YOUR HELMET TODAY!"
"Stephenson! I was just standing more than twelve yards away from the punt snap - and in bounds - and the ball never nailed me in the ass! Son, you got a sticker comin' your way!"
"JJ! You just got hit by not one, but TWO linebackers, and son I still see the ball in your hands! Know what else is gonna be in yer hands soon? A sticker, boy! As you put it on your helmet!"
"Safeties! Did I just see each of y'all today not completely and utterly take the run-bait and stick to the deep threat man in at least one play? I'll tell ya' one thing ya' AIN'T all gonna be safe from - stickers!"
One can hope.
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