Prophecy: You Heard It Here First

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Prophecy: You Heard It Here First

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I prophesy that Jabari Parker will go on a mission and then transfer to BYU when he gets home. He'll need a year to get back into shape for the NBA. He'll join a team that features the likes of Eric Mika, TJ Haws, Nick Emery, Payton Dastrup and this guy's son...

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So let it be written... so let it be done!


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I guess I have little faith. That year that he needs to get in shape he would be sitting.

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scott715 wrote:I guess I have little faith. That year that he needs to get in shape he would be sitting.

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He'll get plenty of garbage minutes mopping up at the end of all our blowout wins.

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Metal Fantasy.

Did you watch JP play after his injury last year? Slow feet, glued to the ground and chubby=horrible shot and a mere mortal.

He ain't going on a mission. His body wouldn't recover. He's not that kind of guy.

Be a Steve Young, Jabari! You will have a greater influence on youth by actually "being a visible role model" unlike the dirtbag (albeit a funny circus show now) Sir Charles.


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Jabari Parker will be in this years NBA draft and will go as a top 3 draft pick. We will never see him in a BYU uniform.


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Wait a minute.....I've read something about false prophets somewhere..... ;)


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Fido wrote:Wait a minute.....I've read something about false prophets somewhere..... ;)
You MUST be referring to the dude who posted just above your post!

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Cougs_Rule wrote:Metal Fantasy.

Did you watch JP play after his injury last year? Slow feet, glued to the ground and chubby=horrible shot and a mere mortal.

He ain't going on a mission. His body wouldn't recover. He's not that kind of guy.

Be a Steve Young, Jabari! You will have a greater influence on youth by actually "being a visible role model" unlike the dirtbag (albeit a funny circus show now) Sir Charles.
Sorry, CougsRule, I have to disagree. Having worked in the YM program for over 20 years now, I have seen too many local kids decide not to serve missions because they wanted to be the next Steve Young. Think of the message Jabari would send if he chose to serve a mission instead of going pro. Think of the experiences of the Spirit he could have as he works and prays one on one with investigators to bring them the light of the Gospel. I just don't see where choosing NBA over a mission is a plus.


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Cougs_Rule wrote:Be a Steve Young, Jabari! You will have a greater influence on youth by actually "being a visible role model" unlike the dirtbag (albeit a funny circus show now) Sir Charles.
Yeah, Jabari---be like Steve Young and do the thing Steve Young says he most regrets.


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