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Quinn's Laws

Postby imuakahuku » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:45 am

1. Libarlism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.

2. Hate speech is any speech a liberl doesn't agree with.

3. Liberals love the law unless they don't agree with it.

4. A liberal is someone who stands on his head and tells the world it's upside down.

5. If you want to know what a liberal is up to just listen to what he accuses the other side of doing.

6. Liberals don't think their programs fail, they just think they haven't been allowed to spend enough money or do enough of it yet.

7. Liberals like the courts unless the decision doesn't go their way.

8. Liberal's are great at giving away other people's money.

9. Every time a liberal attempts to fix something; someone, somewhere, loses their job.

10.Liberals have never seen tax they didn't like.
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Postby BoiseBYU » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:08 am

I'm really glad I'm not a liberal! ;)
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Re: Quinn's Laws

Postby tww » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:21 am

Proposed additions:

a. When you call a liberal a liberal, he accuses you of name calling.

b. When liberals are happy—that's bad. When they are throwing a fit—that's good.

c. When liberals take an oath to uphold the constitution, they are lying.

d. When liberals get caught with their hand in the cookie jar, they claim the moral high ground and appoint themselves the head of a new commission overseeing all cookie jars.
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Re: Quinn's Laws

Postby imuakahuku » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:45 am

BoiseBYU wrote:I'm really glad I'm not a liberal! ;)

I don't think we have any true libs on CC. Libertarian maybe but not liberal

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Re: Quinn's Laws

Postby imuakahuku » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:48 am

tww wrote:Proposed additions:

a. When you call a liberal a liberal, he accuses you of name calling.

b. When liberals are happy—that's bad. When they are throwing a fit—that's good.

c. When liberals take an oath to uphold the constitution, they are lying.

d. When liberals get caught with their hand in the cookie jar, they claim the moral high ground and appoint themselves the head of a new commission overseeing all cookie jars.

LOL. Can you say Barnie Frank! I'll have to send your list to Quinn

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Re: Quinn's Laws

Postby BoiseBYU » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:15 am

imuakahuku wrote:
BoiseBYU wrote:I'm really glad I'm not a liberal! ;)

I don't think we have any true libs on CC. Libertarian maybe but not liberal

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Probably right. Except I support more vigorous gun control, choice for the woman who has been raped, whose life is in danger or is the victim of incest, the Affordable Health Care Act, cutting spending AND raising revenue to control debt, greater regulation of big financial institutions to name a few and in most quarters of what I read that makes me a flaming liberal. So be it. I still love you guys :D
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Re: Quinn's Laws

Postby Ddawg » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:06 pm

BoiseBYU wrote:
imuakahuku wrote:
BoiseBYU wrote:I'm really glad I'm not a liberal! ;)

I don't think we have any true libs on CC. Libertarian maybe but not liberal

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Probably right. Except I support more vigorous gun control, choice for the woman who has been raped, whose life is in danger or is the victim of incest, the Affordable Health Care Act, cutting spending AND raising revenue to control debt, greater regulation of big financial institutions to name a few and in most quarters of what I read that makes me a flaming liberal. So be it. I still love you guys :D


My political beliefs are very simple. I define myself as -
1. Independent Fiscal Conservative - control spending and make the govt. get out of debt.
2. Strong Constitutionalist - it is not a living, changeable document based on whim or political expediency.
3. Libertarian leanings - govt. is far too invasive.
4. I want to re-institute the "Law of the West" - shoot before being shot. LOL! :lol: ;)
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