This Just In -- of Bieber Brains and UNC Grades
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This Just In -- of Bieber Brains and UNC Grades
TV commentator O'Reilly says the father of former Taliban prisoner Bowe Bergdahl, who is bearded, looks muslim with his long beard. If that is true, pretty sure the Duck Dynasty dudes are in line to be the next caliphate....
Scientists propose to map brain for $4.5 billion. This Just In pretty sure they could save themselves a lot of money if they just mapped Justin Bieber's brain, because there's nothing there to map!
Former UNC BB star McCants made the Dean's List at UNC even though he never attended class, and everyone is in a big to do over it. This Just In is confused. Dean Smith always knew BB talent when he saw it....
In India, one half the population does not have a toilet to use. So they are ahead of us there....If only one half the members of Congress used a toilet--think how much better we'd all be...
Scientists propose to map brain for $4.5 billion. This Just In pretty sure they could save themselves a lot of money if they just mapped Justin Bieber's brain, because there's nothing there to map!
Former UNC BB star McCants made the Dean's List at UNC even though he never attended class, and everyone is in a big to do over it. This Just In is confused. Dean Smith always knew BB talent when he saw it....
In India, one half the population does not have a toilet to use. So they are ahead of us there....If only one half the members of Congress used a toilet--think how much better we'd all be...
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Re: This Just In -- of Bieber Brains and UNC Grades
Bieber has never had a head cold. Diseases can't exist in vacuums.
Members of Congress are what goes into the toilet.
Members of Congress are what goes into the toilet.
Where the hell am I going and why am I in this handbasket?