This Just In--Of Folding Utes and Cuddly Pandas

[BoiseBYU]

Ron Artest/World Metta Peace has changed his name. Again. He is moving to China to play basketball and to help smooth things over, he changed it to The Pandas [sic] Friend. And here This Just In thought he had changed his name to Has Been...

Following Pandas [sic] Friend's lead, Tiger to change his name to Tiger In-The-Woods.

Scientists invent self-folding robot. Big deal. Ute football team has been folding on their own for years now.

Russia expresses concerns about McDonald's Apparently, only now have they figured out that they do NOT add vodka to the special sauce...

Speaking of folding, NCAA gives in to wealthy football schools and decides they know best how much in bonuses they should give their athletes....Pretty sure athletes will now be able to have more than just cream cheese on their bagels.....