This Just In--Of Dead Dogs and bankrupt Trumps

[BoiseBYU]

1. McDonald's announces worst quarter of sales in quite a while. Company claims much the problem is related to supply issues in Asia. In totally, completely, absolutely, positively unrelated news, China announces that it just killed 5,000 dogs. No report on where those dead dogs will end up

2. Congress extends Import-Export bank nine more months. Frankly, the Bank was shocked--"We do not have the word deferment or extending the terms of an agreement in our vocabulary"

3. Obama seeks to build a coalition to oppose ISIS. This lines us up with Assad who is fighting ISIS, but who we claim must be removed. It also aligns us with Kurdish fighters the US labels as a terrorist group and who wants to remove Assad who we want to fight ISIS. It also lines us up with Turkey who is the pipeline for ISIS fighter going to Syria who hates the Kurdish terrorist group who wants to remove Assad who we want to fight ISIS. If we pull this off, maybe we can form a coalition to fix our tax code, or fix immigration, or the dismal job situation? Nah THAT appears truly impossible....

4. Trump Entertainment Resorts files for bankruptcy....You're Bankrupt! does not have the same cachet has You're Fired, but it is all This Just In has to work with....

[snoscythe]

McDonalds' quarter was a pounder.

[ABYUFAN]

McDonalds' quarter was a pounder.

cheesy...

[nuk13]

Send the Chinese over here. There's some barkers I'd like to have them look at. I'd be happy to donate them to their cuisine.