This Just In--Of Asses and ISISES

Post by **BoiseBYU** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:27 pm

1. Two amorous donkeys in a Polish Zoo were separated for a while because, well, their amorousness made various spectatators blush....Animal rights activists did what they do best--activate!--and the result of their protests is that the donkeys are back together. This Just In thinks this is a bad idea. The last thing this world needs are more asses.

2. Investor Icahn rumored to getting ready to invest $100 million in the Taj Mahal Casino. I wouldn't bet on it.

3. Obama said he underestimated ACA, er IRS, er Putin, er red lines, ISIS...

4. Apple IPhone 6 said to bend but not break. I'm not buying it until Bronco endorses.

5. Speaking of all those billboards around SLC stating you are in Pac-12 country. The statement is true. But saying the U of U is in Pac-12 country is like saying the Atacama Desert is in Chile.

urroner · Post by **urroner** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:18 pm

BoiseBYU wrote:1. Two amorous donkeys in a Polish Zoo were separated for a while because, well, their amorusness made various speactators blush....Animal rights activists did what they do best--activate!--and the result of their protests is that the donkeys are back together. This Just in thinks this is a bad idea. The last thing this world needs are more asses.

Post by **SpiffCoug** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:31 am

Speaking of asses in regards to isises. Maybe if the President had his butt in the right spot and was being briefed on these Isises, he wouldn't be so surprised by what is going on.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014 ... -Briefings" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"A new Government Accountability Institute report reveals that President Brack Obama has attended only 42.1% of his daily intelligence briefings (known officially as the Presidential Daily Brief, or PDB) in the 2,079 days of his presidency through September 29, 2014."

His attendance has actually decreased in his second term

Here's the full report:
http://www.g-a-i.org/wp-content/uploads ... 9.2014.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Can anyone really give the President a grade higher than an F for foreign policy. He's not even going to class 1/2 the time.

Post by **scott715** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:19 am

Can we get this on the front page of the New York Times?

Mars · Post by **Mars** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:26 am

Speaking of jokes, my 7-year old is required to read a book titled "Barry Obama" in her 2nd-grade class this year...

Post by **ABYUFAN** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:51 am

Mars wrote:
Speaking of jokes, my 7-year old is required to read a book titled "Barry Obama" in her 2nd-grade class this year...

Sounds like a very good book... oh, wait, it's spelled "Barry" and not "Bury".. .never mind

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