This Just In--Of Massaged Rabbits Jealous Receivers
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This Just In--Of Massaged Rabbits Jealous Receivers
Senator Coburn questions a $347,000 federal grant to study the benefits of massaged rabbits. Some will call this an outrageous waste! I agree! Those rabbits could have made some good stew.
Keyshawn Johnson says QBs are selfish--their problem, he says, is that they always strive to throw to the open receiver. Whew! It's good to know that Max Hall was at his unselfish best against Utah that one year.
GMonson says Bronco sold BYU fans a bad bill of goods, criticizing him for declaring that his team was pursuing perfection when clearly they are not there. To seek perfection. What hubris! I guess Monson's motto for his job is"Be ye therefore mediocre!" And he lives by it!
KWitt beats SC and says he doesn't let injury get in the way of victory! What a man! This Just In is embarrassed though. We did not know that Booker is out for the season? And Blechen has he been out for the past three games? Orchard is out? Anderson or Tonga--have they gone down? Backup RB Poole is out too? Such good players and to think Whit plowed on with these guys being out....Kudos to KWitt!
Keyshawn Johnson says QBs are selfish--their problem, he says, is that they always strive to throw to the open receiver. Whew! It's good to know that Max Hall was at his unselfish best against Utah that one year.
GMonson says Bronco sold BYU fans a bad bill of goods, criticizing him for declaring that his team was pursuing perfection when clearly they are not there. To seek perfection. What hubris! I guess Monson's motto for his job is"Be ye therefore mediocre!" And he lives by it!
KWitt beats SC and says he doesn't let injury get in the way of victory! What a man! This Just In is embarrassed though. We did not know that Booker is out for the season? And Blechen has he been out for the past three games? Orchard is out? Anderson or Tonga--have they gone down? Backup RB Poole is out too? Such good players and to think Whit plowed on with these guys being out....Kudos to KWitt!
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