Bottom Five and Other Miscellany

[BoiseBYU]

This was a glorious week! Let's get right to it!

Nebraska Cornstalks! Losers to WI 59-24, they gave up 408 yards rushing. To one guy. In one game. The WI RB, Melvin Gordon, rushed for more yards in one game than Wake Forest has rushed in the entire year. So

Wake Forest Blue Lemons! Any team that through nine games has not rushed for 400 yards gets a shout out!

Poor Savannah State. Last week against NC AT&T, X, Y & Z, they rushed the ball 32 times for -8 yards...Honestly they should be downgraded to Savannah Village

Notre Dame Leprecan'ts! They may have the worst 7-3 record out there. After getting shellacked by ASU, who promptly lost to Oregon State, Notre Dame squandered an 11 point lead in the last five minutes to lose to Northwestern in OT... NW was 3-6 going into the game.

Oakland Fakers! On a 10 game losing streak

Jacksonville Jugglers. First team for three straight seasons to start season 1-9!

Since this is an equal opporitunity sports arena, let's also give a shout out to:

LA Lakers 1-9. An epic matchup is in the works with the Sixers who are 0-9....

Shout out to FL Head Coach Muschump, who is getting fired after the Lators lost to South Carolina.

[vancouvercougar]

This was a glorious week! Let's get right to it!

Nebraska Cornstalks! Losers to WI 59-24, they gave up 408 yards rushing. To one guy. In one game. The WI RB, Melvin Gordon, rushed for more yards in one game than Wake Forest has rushed in the entire year. So

Wake Forest Blue Lemons! Any team that through nine games has not rushed for 400 yards gets a shout out!

Poor Savannah State. Last week against NC AT&T, X, Y & Z, they rushed the ball 32 times for -8 yards...Honestly they should be downgraded to Savannah Village

Notre Dame Leprecan'ts! They may have the worst 7-3 record out there. After getting shellacked by ASU, who promptly lost to Oregon State, Notre Dame squandered an 11 point lead in the last five minutes to lose to Northwestern in OT... NW was 3-6 going into the game.

Oakland Fakers! On a 10 game losing streak

Jacksonville Jugglers. First team for three straight seasons to start season 1-9!

Since this is an equal opporitunity sports arena, let's also give a shout out to:

LA Lakers 1-9. An epic matchup is in the works with the Sixers who are 0-9....

Shout out to FL Head Coach Muschump, who is getting fired after the Lators lost to South Carolina.

Actually the Oakland fakers lost 16 in a row when you count last season. With the help of some really bad weather and some real desire, they beat the Chiefs.

[BoiseBYU]

This was a glorious week! Let's get right to it!

Nebraska Cornstalks! Losers to WI 59-24, they gave up 408 yards rushing. To one guy. In one game. The WI RB, Melvin Gordon, rushed for more yards in one game than Wake Forest has rushed in the entire year. So

Wake Forest Blue Lemons! Any team that through nine games has not rushed for 400 yards gets a shout out!

Poor Savannah State. Last week against NC AT&T, X, Y & Z, they rushed the ball 32 times for -8 yards...Honestly they should be downgraded to Savannah Village

Notre Dame Leprecan'ts! They may have the worst 7-3 record out there. After getting shellacked by ASU, who promptly lost to Oregon State, Notre Dame squandered an 11 point lead in the last five minutes to lose to Northwestern in OT... NW was 3-6 going into the game.

Oakland Fakers! On a 10 game losing streak

Jacksonville Jugglers. First team for three straight seasons to start season 1-9!

Since this is an equal opporitunity sports arena, let's also give a shout out to:

LA Lakers 1-9. An epic matchup is in the works with the Sixers who are 0-9....

Shout out to FL Head Coach Muschump, who is getting fired after the Lators lost to South Carolina.

Actually the Oakland fakers lost 16 in a row when you count last season. With the help of some really bad weather and some real desire, they beat the Chiefs.

It's a sort of reverse SI cover jinx--we mention their awesome ineptness and they go ahead and mess with you and pull out a win....Off with their heads!