This Just In--Red Carding Soccer

[BoiseBYU]

US indicts FIFA officials for various corrupt practices. In related news FIFA to change name to FIFO--Fraud In Fraud Out.

One FIFA official spent millions on a condo to house all of his animals. That's mean. English fans should not be called animals.

One thing can't be denied. This is the most exciting day of soccer in a long time.

FIFA denies any fraud in awarding 2022 world cup to Qatar. Watching a soccer game, while dodging scorpions, hoping houthi rebels are not within missile range, in 110 degree heat (and that is at midnight) in a nation that has never been to the world cup is a spectator's dream come true isn't it?

[BoiseBYU]

This Just In denies any role in Blatter having his head handed to him on a platter, and while he may be sadder, we're gladder, at the events of today.

[ABYUFAN]

This Just In denies any role in Blatter having his head handed to him on a platter, and while he may be sadder, we're gladder, at the events of today.

I'd call you brilliant, but I don't like to flatter