This Just In--Of Fining Farts and Headless Rats
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This Just In--Of Fining Farts and Headless Rats
Denver Bronco LB Von Miller fined for not controlling his gassers at team meetings. Well that just stinks. BTW, that fine money the Broncos are receiving--would we call that dirty money?
Miller says it is just too hard and not very healthy to keep it all in. This Just In agrees, but perceives problems down the road. When the coach says we need to plug this hole or that hole....I hope Miller gets it.
Broncos new team song is apparently Seeger's Against the Wind
When the announcers see Miller bending over during a game, looking tired, I hope they say he looks gassed....This Just In will be snickering.
Chinese scientist says he's transplanted ratheads on other rats. I guess when the new transplanted rat acts strange we can say he was out of his mind?
Miller says it is just too hard and not very healthy to keep it all in. This Just In agrees, but perceives problems down the road. When the coach says we need to plug this hole or that hole....I hope Miller gets it.
Broncos new team song is apparently Seeger's Against the Wind
When the announcers see Miller bending over during a game, looking tired, I hope they say he looks gassed....This Just In will be snickering.
Chinese scientist says he's transplanted ratheads on other rats. I guess when the new transplanted rat acts strange we can say he was out of his mind?