This Just In--Of Euros and Yugos

[BoiseBYU]

Toshiba finance people overstated the company's profits for a long time. Now Toshiba will have to restate earnings. Greece, in the meantime, to release plan on how to fix its finance problems. The plan's number one item is to hire Toshiba's former finance people.

White woman considers herself black; still can't jump.

Back to Greece. It appears they are going to replace the Euro with the Yugo.

Man jumps in water to wrestle with gators. Gators not impressed. In fact they were fed up with the stunt.

Back to Greece. Item two in Greece's plan is, as an act of contrition, to send the European Bank a large statute of a horse, with, curiously, a number of holes and openings in it. Greece suggests the horse be kept in the bank's vault at night, given its value.

[hawkwing]

haha, loved the bit about the gators, I ate it up!

[urroner]

haha, loved the bit about the gators, I ate it up!

The gator bit was too small, I'm hungering for more.

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[vancouvercougar]

haha, loved the bit about the gators, I ate it up!

The gator bit was too small, I'm hungering for more.

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Gator bit or Gator bite?