This Just In--of exploding watermelons and The Governator

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China reports that watermelons are exploding in its fields. Problem is that Chinese farmers have been injecting the melons with various and illegal growth products to make the melons bigger. Apparently, the product works too well. No truth to rumor that Barry Bonds is on a flight to Beijing

Arnold Schwarztenegger to star in a new film entitled "Germinator"

Jon Hunstman says it's too hard to define whether he's a Mormon. Bill "it depends upon what the meaning of 'is' is" Clinton is sympathetic