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1. Dick's catalogue labelled sexist. Ah er ahem ah er. Oh forget it.

2. North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un has gone missing. I guess you could say he was Un and done. May he take the time to find a barber who can give the guy a decent hair cut.

3. Turkey says it is the Untied States' job to send in ground troops to stop ISIS from taking over city on Turkey's border, which is causing large numbers of refugees to flee into Turkey. This makes as much sense as a patient demanding that a doctor amputate the doctor's own arm because the patient's arm is really sore. US declines in any event. Apparently no red line has been crossed yet.

4. China really mad that the people of Hong Kong want to elect their own candidates. "Where will this end? Next they will want PACs and then Super PACs and then primaries and then polls and then robo calls and then yard signs and then handbills and then radio ads and then TV ads and then arrrggghhh

5. Have you seen all of Obama's gray hair? The man is aging quickly in office. Slogan thus going to be changed to "our time to age has come!"

BoiseBYU wrote:5. Have you seen all of Obama's gray hair? The man is aging quickly in office. Slogan thus going to be changed to "our time to age has come!"

A sure sign that golf is a more physically demanding sport than we ever realized!