This Just In--Of Sprained Ankles and Bending Things
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:38 pm
1. NK Leader Kim the Magnificence Jung Un has been missing. Apparently he hurt his ankle. Which means he was in Provo doing wind sprints at LES...
2. Apple's new bend but not break iPhone 6 no longer to use BYU defense as a sponsor--Too much break and not enough bend apparently
3. Pistorious prosecutor wanted the Olympian to serve 10 years in jail. Court ordered five. Apparently, the prosecutor didn't have a leg to stand on with the arguments made
4. King Tut autopsy completed. Apparently he died of fright from seeing walking mummies all over the place.
2. Apple's new bend but not break iPhone 6 no longer to use BYU defense as a sponsor--Too much break and not enough bend apparently
3. Pistorious prosecutor wanted the Olympian to serve 10 years in jail. Court ordered five. Apparently, the prosecutor didn't have a leg to stand on with the arguments made
4. King Tut autopsy completed. Apparently he died of fright from seeing walking mummies all over the place.