This Just In--Legone James Issue

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French government to name LeBron James honorary under secretary of the foreign ministry--"The man really knows how to surrender. He's a perfect fit."

The people of Twitter breath a big sigh of relief--"At least we don't have to worry about James pulling a stunt like Rep. Weiner. There apparently is nothing to take a picture of."

"Hold the mustard!" Weiner takes leave of absence to go into therapy.

Pakistan arrests persons who helped ID Bin Ladin in Pakistan. Who knew Pakistan had a law against embarrassing the home regime?

Evangelical writer Warren Cole Smith claims Mitt Romney is unfit to hold office because he is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Egads! Maybe there is something to this reincarnation thing because I'm pretty sure Lilburn Boggs is back!