This Just In

[BoiseBYU]

Norman Mailer to update Executioner's Song to account for BYU's "executions" at LES
BYU's loss to TCU not as bad as some other football: For example, Rush Limbaugh got totally shut out recently
Hottest name in NFL: Austin (See Indianapolis and Dallas)
BYU exploring possibility of scheduling Utah game anywhere but LES--hope is that this will improve odds of victory

[hawkwing]

Norman Mailer to update Executioner's Song to account for BYU's "executions" at LES
BYU's loss to TCU not as bad as some other football: For example, Rush Limbaugh got totally shut out recently
Hottest name in NFL: Austin (See Indianapolis and Dallas)
BYU exploring possibility of scheduling Utah game anywhere but LES--hope is that this will improve odds of victory

As for item #3... I have one of the Austin's on my fantasy team, wish I had both! They are looking great. And what about Rice? I think there are 2 great Rices out there right now.

#4 ... The field may be the most frustrating thing at LES right now, besides the poor coaching, blow out losses, and the queer ballroom dance team squad that sits next to me (seriously, they spent the entire halftime trying to wack each other in the nuts!).

[Florwood]

BYU announces breakaway turf was intentionally installed as metaphor for breakaway season. That we thought was going to be breakout season.