New Helmet Stickers

[BroncoBot]

I wonder what sorts of things the players get stickers for....

"Kariya! You averaged over 2.5 yards per carry this practice - sticker for you!"

"Chambers! You made a good play and didn't make any rude gestures at anyone! Go fetch yerself a sticker, son!"

"Heaps - did I just see you offer to give up your locker? Kiddo - that deserves a sicker!"

"Ashworth! Son, did I just see you catch the ball!? Well guess what - your helmet is gonna be catchin' a brand new shiny sticker!"

"D-line! Did Heaps just have to force a pass because he felt pressure? Y'all earned yerselves some stickers today! HOO-AH!"

"McKay! Did I just see you run the entire route? An ENTIRE route! Good heavens son, if that don't deserve a sticker, I don't know what does!"

"Nelson! How many receivers did I just see you check down?"
"Two, sir!"
"Well guess what, son? THAT'S HOW MANY STICKERS YER GETTIN' ON YOUR HELMET TODAY!"

"Stephenson! I was just standing more than twelve yards away from the punt snap - and in bounds - and the ball never nailed me in the ass! Son, you got a sticker comin' your way!"

"JJ! You just got hit by not one, but TWO linebackers, and son I still see the ball in your hands! Know what else is gonna be in yer hands soon? A sticker, boy! As you put it on your helmet!"

"Safeties! Did I just see each of y'all today not completely and utterly take the run-bait and stick to the deep threat man in at least one play? I'll tell ya' one thing ya' AIN'T all gonna be safe from - stickers!"


One can hope.

Fail.

[imuakahuku]

I wonder what sorts of things the players get stickers for....

"Kariya! You averaged over 2.5 yards per carry this practice - sticker for you!"

"Chambers! You made a good play and didn't make any rude gestures at anyone! Go fetch yerself a sticker, son!"

"Heaps - did I just see you offer to give up your locker? Kiddo - that deserves a sicker!"

"Ashworth! Son, did I just see you catch the ball!? Well guess what - your helmet is gonna be catchin' a brand new shiny sticker!"

"D-line! Did Heaps just have to force a pass because he felt pressure? Y'all earned yerselves some stickers today! HOO-AH!"

"McKay! Did I just see you run the entire route? An ENTIRE route! Good heavens son, if that don't deserve a sticker, I don't know what does!"

"Nelson! How many receivers did I just see you check down?"
"Two, sir!"
"Well guess what, son? THAT'S HOW MANY STICKERS YER GETTIN' ON YOUR HELMET TODAY!"

"Stephenson! I was just standing more than twelve yards away from the punt snap - and in bounds - and the ball never nailed me in the ass! Son, you got a sticker comin' your way!"

"JJ! You just got hit by not one, but TWO linebackers, and son I still see the ball in your hands! Know what else is gonna be in yer hands soon? A sticker, boy! As you put it on your helmet!"

"Safeties! Did I just see each of y'all today not completely and utterly take the run-bait and stick to the deep threat man in at least one play? I'll tell ya' one thing ya' AIN'T all gonna be safe from - stickers!"


One can hope.

Fail.

I thought some of them were pretty funny. I couldn't help but read them with a twang. Don't know why because Bronco most certainly does not have a twang. I think I was reading them with a Bobby Bowden voice.

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I wonder what sorts of things the players get stickers for....

"Kariya! You averaged over 2.5 yards per carry this practice - sticker for you!"

"Chambers! You made a good play and didn't make any rude gestures at anyone! Go fetch yerself a sticker, son!"

"Heaps - did I just see you offer to give up your locker? Kiddo - that deserves a sicker!"

"Ashworth! Son, did I just see you catch the ball!? Well guess what - your helmet is gonna be catchin' a brand new shiny sticker!"

"D-line! Did Heaps just have to force a pass because he felt pressure? Y'all earned yerselves some stickers today! HOO-AH!"

"McKay! Did I just see you run the entire route? An ENTIRE route! Good heavens son, if that don't deserve a sticker, I don't know what does!"

"Nelson! How many receivers did I just see you check down?"
"Two, sir!"
"Well guess what, son? THAT'S HOW MANY STICKERS YER GETTIN' ON YOUR HELMET TODAY!"

"Stephenson! I was just standing more than twelve yards away from the punt snap - and in bounds - and the ball never nailed me in the ass! Son, you got a sticker comin' your way!"

"JJ! You just got hit by not one, but TWO linebackers, and son I still see the ball in your hands! Know what else is gonna be in yer hands soon? A sticker, boy! As you put it on your helmet!"

"Safeties! Did I just see each of y'all today not completely and utterly take the run-bait and stick to the deep threat man in at least one play? I'll tell ya' one thing ya' AIN'T all gonna be safe from - stickers!"


One can hope.

Fail.

Sorry I'm not as cool AND funny as you so obviously are, oh hip one. I'll bet you're a legend in the the high priest's quorum...