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Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:38 am
by urroner
Thanksgiving comes early
Abilene Christian DE Nick Jones found his father, Perry Hogsten, 20 years later
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/ ... id=4688219
Really, what would you say?
You're a 52-year-old trucker, and you blew your chance with the Cincinnati Reds, blew your full-ride football scholarship at VMI, blew it all because you were just stubborn and rebellious and dumb.
And then one day, your 8-year-old granddaughter tells you that you ought to get on a thing called Facebook, and two weeks later, somebody on this Facebook thing is telling you that you have a son.
And not just a son, but Nick Jones, the strapping, two-time NCAA Division II discus champ and starting defensive end for Abilene Christian University.
Re: Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:29 am
by scott715
Oh Urroner, I thought you were going to annouce that you got fixed or something.
Re: Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:21 am
by Italics
scott715 wrote:Oh Urroner, I thought you were going to annouce that you got fixed or something.
Great.... just f@#$%*^ great... after all of the work I do convincing urroner that he is a special and beautiful child of God, you go and erase it all by making him think he needs to be "fixed."
Do you have ANY idea how many more times I am going to have to sing nursery songs to him now? ANY IDEA!?!?!?!?!
Re: Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:18 am
by urroner
Why would I need to be fixed, here are a few pictures of my fine children:
My two oldest sons:
My youngest daughter, age 15:
My youngest and the cute neighbor's child:
And here is the ravishing mother of my fine children:
So honestly people, why would you want me to get fixed?? Having my genes swim freely in your gene pool would be a true blessing.
Re: Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:05 pm
by scott715
Sounds like a preview to the next Syfy movie, a real horror story.
Re: Feel Good Story of the Day
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:08 pm
by cachevalleycougar
urroner wrote:Having my genes swim freely in your gene pool would be a true blessing.
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
