These Hips Don't Lie: Jamaal Williams Edition
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:40 pm
This one made me laugh. A lot.
In defense of our beloved JSwaggDaddy #30 for the Lions but always #1 in the heart of Cougar Nation, I declare that upon further review, the hips of Mr. Williams did in fact NOT LIE.
These celebratory hip motions were never intended to be related to the erotic or suggestive in any way, whatsoever. These outrageous and baseless claims of lewdness are altogether unfounded. It is indeed true that we observed a wave like motion and not a thrusting motion. Therefore, it is certainly not necessary that one of our well respected and dearly beloved sons of Provo should in any way be subjected to the cruel NFL fine of $18,500 for these altogether neutral waving rolls of these hips.
https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/jamaa ... ed-week-18
Jamaal, we stand with you in defense of your well deserved and altogether appropriate celebratory behaviors.
In defense of our beloved JSwaggDaddy #30 for the Lions but always #1 in the heart of Cougar Nation, I declare that upon further review, the hips of Mr. Williams did in fact NOT LIE.
These celebratory hip motions were never intended to be related to the erotic or suggestive in any way, whatsoever. These outrageous and baseless claims of lewdness are altogether unfounded. It is indeed true that we observed a wave like motion and not a thrusting motion. Therefore, it is certainly not necessary that one of our well respected and dearly beloved sons of Provo should in any way be subjected to the cruel NFL fine of $18,500 for these altogether neutral waving rolls of these hips.
https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/jamaa ... ed-week-18
Jamaal, we stand with you in defense of your well deserved and altogether appropriate celebratory behaviors.