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JamieVallenhawkwing wrote:CAFB_04-12 wrote:Apparently, word on the streetâin the e locker room--has it that Harvey will NOT be returning, due to a recent squabble he had with Bronco at a team testimony meeting. During a moment of spiritual weakness Harvey made the following remark:
âHow much reverence can I have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation?"
Bronco naturally did not find the comment appropriate and replied by saying, ""The trouble with you is that you think you're too good for all the conventions of this team and university. You probably think you're too good for me too, just because I arrived at puberty late. Well, do you know what you are? You're a frustrated, unhappy, disillusioned, undisciplined, maladjusted young man!" Bronco's disposition seemed to mellow as he reeled off the uncomplimentary adjectives.
"Yes, sir," Harvey agreed carefully. "I guess you're right, and I would like to take this opportunity to let you know I will not be returning for my senior season."
Too bad for our program. If only Bronco could have taken a more diplomatic approach. :sulk: :sulk: :sulk:
Peter, The Rock!
Dang! :)
THIS is the insider info that keeps me coming back! ;) :lol:
But then Bronco offered to sign his balls and the crisis was MOSTLY averted.
I started laughing really loudly after reading this while my wife was talking to me and she wondered why I was laughing at her, that was random and totally awesome!

