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This has to be the funniest thread in the history of BYU sports forums.



I'm joining this one a little late (most of the good ones are already taken)...but let me take a "poke" ;) at it.



"Me Tarzan, You my little red b#*@h"



"No, calling me your girlfriend just before the snap doesn't qualify as foreplay..."



"Officially, it was ruled a "tackle for a loss", but the stat sheet failed to specify just what the Freshman QB lost on that play."



"Dang, Jordan, You never told me you were from Wyoming!"

If former Jazz broadcaster "Hot Rod" Hundley were the guest broadcaster when this play concluded, he would have used one of his patented lines:



"With a gentle push and a mild arc, the cowhide globe hits home".....

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No man, I'm I Ute, this isn't my first time.

Italics wrote:
*Insert joke about TCU speed*

That would be "Lightning in a Bottle".

Jerry: Ya know Jordan, you really need to talk to your o-lineman about protecting your back side.



Visual proof that TCU can come from behind.





(Oh man, I need to take a shower and talk to my bishop after that one) :~(

Has anyone mentioned how much penetration the TCU D-line has gotten this year?

Uh-oh, my protection failed again... :bug:

Explains why Hughes is so motivated to get to the quarterback.

bostoncoug wrote:



Visual proof that TCU can come from behind.

Oh wow :P

1. Announcer: "No. 98 has had his way with Wynn pretty much all afternoon..."

2. Jordan Wynn, the other white meat.

3. "Okay, Jordan, now I'll take out the trash..."

4. Dominated by the defense

5. Offensive Tackle

6. For the remainder of Jordan Wynn's career instead of asking him if he prefers "light or dark meat" the Ute cafeteria servers just grin and drop two well darkened chicken thighs on his plate.

7. Getting a hot dog in a bun at the game



Okay, now I'm done....I think...

hahahah okay here we go.



1) This is what Oprah and I call the ManJayjay

2) Oh thrid down stomp, I thought they were yelling 3rd down romp.

3) Mighty Ute's Surprise Soddomy

4) That stuff running down your leg, thats what we call MUSS.

Schmoe wrote:
Has anyone mentioned how much penetration the TCU D-line has gotten this year?

Now THAT is FUNNY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Isn't the play over when the ball is in the gr-ass?

Love means never having to say you're sorry....

Jerry: "Jordan, I think it's a good strategy to go for two here. What do you think?"

Who says kickers are the only ones who split the uprights?

Jerry: "Good news Jordan, no ticks."