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by urroner · 11/27/2009

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urroner
Thanksgiving comes early

Abilene Christian DE Nick Jones found his father, Perry Hogsten, 20 years later



http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4688219


Really, what would you say?



You're a 52-year-old trucker, and you blew your chance with the Cincinnati Reds, blew your full-ride football scholarship at VMI, blew it all because you were just stubborn and rebellious and dumb.



And then one day, your 8-year-old granddaughter tells you that you ought to get on a thing called Facebook, and two weeks later, somebody on this Facebook thing is telling you that you have a son.



And not just a son, but Nick Jones, the strapping, two-time NCAA Division II discus champ and starting defensive end for Abilene Christian University.
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scott715
Oh Urroner, I thought you were going to annouce that you got fixed or something.
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scott715 wrote:
Oh Urroner, I thought you were going to annouce that you got fixed or something.


Great.... just f@#$%*^ great... after all of the work I do convincing urroner that he is a special and beautiful child of God, you go and erase it all by making him think he needs to be "fixed."



Do you have ANY idea how many more times I am going to have to sing nursery songs to him now? ANY IDEA!?!?!?!?! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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urroner
Why would I need to be fixed, here are a few pictures of my fine children:



My two oldest sons:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:yB3m27vplbUBmM:http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/ugly-men.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



My youngest daughter, age 15:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QJWSYRsCSjeCwM:http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ugly.jpeg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



My youngest and the cute neighbor's child:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ntImjqZif8pg9M:http://www.emlabradors.com/images/Darby_and_newborn.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



And here is the ravishing mother of my fine children:

http://www.spurgeon.org/images/pyromaniac/TeamPyro/ugly03.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



So honestly people, why would you want me to get fixed?? Having my genes swim freely in your gene pool would be a true blessing.
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scott715
Sounds like a preview to the next Syfy movie, a real horror story.
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cachevalleycougar
urroner wrote:
Having my genes swim freely in your gene pool would be a true blessing.


I think I just threw up in my mouth...



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