A Recruit's Mom called in to Dr. Laura

Just because someone takes your word as scripture, doesn't mean that you've declared yourself the prophet.

Ddawg wrote:
Yes Dr. Laura is a national talk radio show. My wife listens to her. Actually - she's pretty good. She wrote a book about 3 years ago that's worth reading - a number of guys have read it w/ their wives & recommend it: "The Proper Care & Feeding of Husbands." It is very supportive of men & their roles.

:crazy:

I have listen to her a few times, my fav was someone calls in, and says.



Caller, well my Husband wants to leave me.

DrL, Why does he want to leave you ? how long have you been together ?

Caller, well we did not get married, but 20 years.

DrL, so why does he want to leave you ?

Caller, he says, I always nag him, and never thank him.

DrL, Do you ?

Caller, yes I do.

DrL, you sound like a Bitch.

Caller, I am a bitch, I know that, but can you tell me why he is leaving me?

DrL, stop being a bitch.

Caller, I know I am a Bitch, my mom was one also, please tell me how I can stop him from leaving...





That made me ROFL.