New Ute nicknames

If I were them... Well, I would hang myself.



But I would probably fail at that. So, my next move would be to propose such names as "Utah Prop 8's," "Utah Polygamists," "Utah Mormons," etc., until the PAC-12 finally said, "You know what? Utes is fine. Just stop. Please."



Also, I want to know who is going to stand up for the rights of the Trojans? Do native Americans have more rights than native Turks? I mean, their people and way of life were also destroyed by foreign aggressors - what more right do we have to name a football team after them than we do to name one after the Utes?

I don't think that USC is referring to the ancient Turks anymore... and it definitely is a fitting mascot for the school.



And Spartans, right? Who is going to stand up for the rights of the "people that kick Persian people into bottomless wells."