UW Captions

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0724/recruit_th_heaps_200.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



My name's Jake Heaps.

I'll own any locker I damn well please... and yes, that includes Jake Locker.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0903/cbk.cheerleaders.west.bracket/images/washington-huskies-cheerleader(11).jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"ra! ra!

ra! ra! ra!

GOOOOOO COUG..... errr, uhh... huskies."

http://product.images.fansedge.com/51-69/51-69173-F.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



One look at the anatomy of Washington's new jersey's, and Bronco had all the inside info on the Huskies that he needed.

Couple of Huskieisms.....



: Why are Huskies like laxatives?

A: They both irritate the crap out of you.



Q: What do you call a Husky with half a brain?

A: Gifted.



Q: What is the difference between a Husky and a catfish?

A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.



Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Husky Stadium?

A: A visitor.



Q: Did you hear about the Husky who won the gold medal at the Olympics?

A: He had it bronzed.



Q: Why did the Husky football alum put his diploma on the dash board?

A: So he could park in handicapped parking.



Q: How do you make a Husky graduate leave your house?

A: Pay him for the pizza.



Q: Why did eighteen Huskies go to the movies together?

A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!



Q: How does the Husky car pool work?

A: They all meet at work at 7:45.



Q: Why do Huskies have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

A: "Toes Go InFirst."



Q: Why can't Huskies dial 911?

A: They can't find the eleven on the phone!



Q: What did the Husky say when he opened the box of Cheerios?

Oh look... doughnut seeds!



Q: How can you tell when a Husky sends you a fax?

A: It has a stamp on it.



Q: Did you hear about the two Husky alumni that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".



Q: Why doesn't the UW have a college of pharmacy anymore?

A: The students kept breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.



Q: How many U of W freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.



Q: What does the average Husky player get on his SAT?

A: Drool.



Q: What do you get when you cross a Husky fan with a pig?

A: Nothing. There's some things a pig's just not gonna do.



Q: What do a WSU student and a UW student have in common?

A: They both got accepted to UW !



Q: How do you amuse a Husky for hours?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a football.



Q: Why don't Huskies go to the beach?

A: Cats keep trying to bury them.



Q: Why do Huskies have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.



Q: How do you make a Husky football player laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.



Q: Why did the Husky stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

A: Because it said 'concentrate'.



Q: Why do Huskies workout seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.



Q: How do you confuse a Husky?

A: You don't. They're born that way.



Q: Why did the Husky keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.



Q: Why couldn't the Husky write the number ELEVEN?

A: He didn't know what ONE came first...



Q: How did the Husky break his leg raking leaves?

A: He fell out of the tree.



Q: What is the difference between a smart Husky and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.



Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a Husky?

A: A Doberman.

:crazy: :evil: :love:

http://davesizer.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/MG_1920.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



One measly touchdown after three scoreless quarters and the huskies were like dogs in heat.

"Dude, it's still only the 2nd quarter... just don't even look at the scoreboard anymore man....."

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/ucla03/erickson-dejection1.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/310/089/82743782_display_image.jpg?1279813318" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!"

http://www.thesportsbrewery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/typical.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"Hey. . . hey. . . Locker!! I know you're down there. Any room in that hole for me?"

Huskies grilled in Lavell Edwards Stadium.

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/024/cache/seattle-football-madness_2478_600x450.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=500&uid=619469357" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">





Just like their new PAC-12 Buddies the :utard: , the UW huskies are also sackless.

As part of the BYU football team's ongoing efforts of service in the community, Washington QB, Jake Locker is saved from sure death as a BYU player performs the heimlich maneuver sometime in the middle of the second quarter.



http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/5971900.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



It is uncertain if Mr. Locker ingested the football on purpose or if he just tucked the ball a little too forcefully. As badly as the Cougars were beating the Huskies, there is suspicion of attempted on field suicide.

BYULV wrote:
As part of the BYU football team's ongoing efforts of service in the community, Washington QB, Jake Locker is saved from sure death as a BYU player performs the heimlich maneuver sometime in the middle of the second quarter.



http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/5971900.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



It is uncertain if Mr. Locker ingested the football on purpose of if he just tucked the ball a little too forcefully. As badly as the Cougars were beating the Huskies, there is suspicion of attempted on field suicide.

You forgot to mention that what he was choking on was a piece of Pendleton's shoulderpad.

http://www.huskiessuck.com/fuskies/img/newfantraditions.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



The Huskies respond to the end of the first quarter.

BYU showed no sign of being intimiated by the UW football team until their new mascot arrived . . .



http://www.lionofthesun.com/photos/Red%20Wolf_Masks%20and%20Full%20Fursuits.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">





. . . Yep, pretty scary.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/21/alg_steve_sarkisian.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"Yeah, we didn't win, but that plaque they gave me at halftime was 'da Bomb!"

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2009/09/19/locker.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"hey, guess what? It's the other Utah team that joined the PAC-10, not BYU . . . We never have to play theses guys again." "YES!"

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/841362746616f0488aec41587d25b9e7.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



"I told those guys they weren't going to beat BYU even if they got rid of me."

Florwood wrote:
Huskies grilled in Lavell Edwards Stadium.

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/024/cache/seattle-football-madness_2478_600x450.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

Who grills this close to their truck? Isn't there a nice piece of grass like 6" away from there?