Help! I Need a "King Jimmer" Version of the Bible!

The language use will be helpful for my friend Michelle. :whistle:

Jimmer once defeated the Roman army. He crossed over the entire army and broke all their ankles at once.

Jimmer CAN believe it's not butter.

With His recent whipping of UNLV in Provo, Jimmer has disproven the long-held belief that "what happens in Vegas stays inVegas".



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Hey Egypt, Jimmer called--he wants his dictator back.