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urronerI left this comment on a previous article by el Gordito and feel that it is perfectly applicable to this article also:
I came home the other day and found my dog doing his business in the middle of the front lawn and when he was done, he flung some dirt on the pile he had left and walked away with a sense of pride that he had done something great. Hmmm, he takes a dump where everybody can see it and is proud of it. I think I'll change his name from Diogi to "The Gordonator."