Fast and Testimony Meeting

urroner wrote:

Man, you're quick. :bug:

Funny, that's what my ex wives also said. I have never understood what they meant by that.

They weren't talking about your wit, so that leaves....

:whistle:

CougarPeasant wrote:

bigbluepuma wrote:
Man, you're quick. :bug:

Funny, that's what my ex wives also said. I have never understood what they meant by that.

They weren't talking about your wit, so that leaves....

:whistle:

Nooooo....



You don't mean that.......



Why, I never.......



This is really, really embarrassing. Are you saying my exes were saying that I was so quick to finish .......... eating. I'm ashamed. If they had just told me, I would have eaten slower.

urroner wrote:

urroner wrote:

Man, you're quick. :bug:

Funny, that's what my ex wives also said. I have never understood what they meant by that.

They weren't talking about your wit, so that leaves....

:whistle:

Nooooo....



You don't mean that.......



Why, I never.......



This is really, really embarrassing. Are you saying my exes were saying that I was so quick to finish .......... eating. I'm ashamed. If they had just told me, I would have eaten slower.

Umm...nm

I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

Lawboy wrote:
I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

You're disgusted at something that you made up and may not have even happened? :skeptic:

Lawboy wrote:
I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

How do you backup that guarantee? Is there any way of providing proof of the reality of your supposition?



A rhetorical question - How many times in my life have I heard the phrase "I guarantee it" come just before it, whatever it is, turns out to be a total failure?

The Gospel Doctrine teacher asked us "What is your treasure?" Referring to the Sermon on the Mount. Answers were scriptures, temples, families and from the back row....THE JIMMER. Best laugh I ever got in SS class.. :crazy: :love: :lol:

Kbear wrote:
The Gospel Doctrine teacher asked us "What is your treasure?" Referring to the Sermon on the Mount. Answers were scriptures, temples, families and from the back row....THE JIMMER. Best laugh I ever got in SS class.. :crazy: :love: :lol:

No other success can compensate for a Jimmer score plus one.

Sammich wrote:

I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

You're disgusted at something that you made up and may not have even happened? :skeptic:

I would put my money on it. I live in Salt Lake and it happened like three times.

jonnylingo wrote:

Lawboy wrote:
I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

You're disgusted at something that you made up and may not have even happened? :skeptic:

I would put my money on it. I live in Salt Lake and it happened like three times.

I just thought it was funny, like saying, "I'm weeping and inconsolable because somewhere right now, someone might be molesting a puppy."



If you saw it happen, sure, be indignant. But getting upset at your own conjecture is a very odd thing to do.

jonnylingo wrote:

Lawboy wrote:
I guarantee that in at least 1 BYU student ward, someone uttered the words that "I know the BYU HC is true". Nauseating.

You're disgusted at something that you made up and may not have even happened? :skeptic:

I would put my money on it. I live in Salt Lake and it happened like three times.

Like dude, I, like, live here in, like, Florida, and like, I didn't like see if happen, like, even one time, like dude. I'm, like, really bummed about that.